Steve Oedekerk

Thane Furrows

Security Guard Baxter

The Chosen One

Jake / Designer / Stevine Odion / 'We've Been Hit' (voice)

Snotty Boy / Mr. Beady / Snotty Boy's Father / Pizza Twin #2 (voice)

Loke Groundrunner / Beboobeep / Unwise Council Member / The Puppet / Gabba the Butt / Big Toe & Yes Man / Aunt Gonnabiteit (voice)

Pepper / Narrator / Frankenbatthumb / Italian Man (voice)

Bat Thumb / Wuce Bane / Dumb Man / Beat Cop (voice)

Vic / FrankenThumb / Hick Fisherman (voice)

Loke Groundrunner / Dad / Jake / 'We've Been Hit' (voice)