Sylvio

Sylvio Bernardi

Self

Kentucker Audley

Al Reynolds

Tallie Medel

Maggie

Meghan Doherty

Jess

Albert Birney

Steve Bauer

Security Guard

Tanner Beard

Ad Director

Joey Bird

Bully's Friend 2

Ephraim Birney

Terrance

Miel Bredouw

(voice)