If You Don't Stop It...You'll Go Blind!!!

George Spencer

Big Al / Bellboy / Busy Waiter

Jane Kellem

Woman with Voracious Appetite / Marianne Cleavage, TV Jack-Pot Contestant

Uschi Digard

Various Characters

Patrick Wright

Man Rescuing Captive Woman (as Pat Wright)

Garth Pillsbury

Hilton Banks

Herb Graham

Morris Goldberg / Fruit Peddler

Alan Sinclair

Pat McCormick

Awards Emcee

Keefe Brasselle

Himself

Maria Arnold